Welcome to Duffell.org

          My name's Paul Duffell. I have a website. I realize that there's not much to it yet, but perhaps in time it will become the greatest website anyone has ever seen. Perhaps, one day, people will look back at this website and peer into the eye of humanity at the turn of the third millenium. And perhaps, just perhaps, I might find a way to make a little money off this baby. Time will tell. If you want to become an official member of duffell.org, send me $100. Click the links above now. If you want to email me, I'll give you one guess as to what my email is.

Newly updated! Still uninteresting!

          Oh, I almost forgot. If you have a website you think is pretty okay, let me know, maybe we can exchange links. The great thing about external links on my site is that they are indistinguishable from every other button. You know you want people randomly finding your site when they click "cancel" or something.

          And now, the moment you've all been waiting for!

Paul Reviews some Websites!

          First on the chopping block, duffell.com! Oh wait, for whatever piece of crap reason, I have to type "www" or else it'll redirect me to some bot-created placeholder website. Whose idiot idea was that? Okay, this link will work: www.duffell.com! Alright, now we're cooking with really boring gasoline.

          Looking at the main page of this website, I'm struck by so many stupid things, I'm not sure what to be annoyed with most. Let's start with their inappropriate use of apostrophes. Unless they're trying to indicate something in the Duffells' posession, that shouldn't even be there. And even if they were trying to indicate possession, they need to put the apostrophe after the "s", like I did. Now, the wallpaper is mildly annoying, but I can live with that. Apparently though, they couldn't think of content for the main page, so they just put up a tiny wedding picture with no caption or explanation. The only message they give you is a warm, welcoming "Welcome to the website of the Duffell's please select the family member's pages you require from the side bar." I could go on about the webmaster's interesting relationship with the english language, but I think you get my point. They present the website content as if you're making a bank withdrawal (and not one of those friendly ones from WaMu ATM's). Now, even though they've crashed and burned with their introductory presentation, I'm enticed by the four links on the left, and so I push forward...

...to find that the site map looks something like this: 

       --Al     
index--|-Nothing
       |-Nothing
       --More Al

          Okay, so this "Al" character is obviously the web"master", and he designed this site so he could have the email alan@duffell.com. That I can understand, since that's essentially why I started this website. But listen, Al. You made a website under the pretense that it would feature several Duffells (That's right, no apostrophe). I only see your sorry ass gracing these pages. Just how egotistical are you?

          Alright, enough about the lack of diversity in Al's website. But don't think I'm done with this guy. When you click on the "Al's Pages" link, a page pops up with your standard first-time-using-photoshop image with a caption underneath that says "Click on the picture to enter the weird wide world of AL"

          Okay, normally I get extremely annoyed by intro pages. I think they're superfluous and demeaning. Seriously, why did you make me click that one extra link? Couldn't you just send me directly to the weird, wide world of AL, or did I need a warning first, like those 18-or-older terms and conditions on certain websites? In this case, though, I'm actually quite interested to enter the weird wide world of AL... what depraved thoughts haunt this man's complex mind? Click on, my friend, click on...

          There's a bunch of inane scrolling text and three links. One links to some fundraising he did for poor handicapped kids or something... I'm trying to roast this guy, so I'm just going to pretend that link's not there. Next is a photo gallery with a whole crapload of pictures of himself, and a jokes page with immense quantities of fart jokes. Seriously, this page must be where internet humor goes to die. I can't possibly do this justice, you'll have to see it for yourself.

          Finally, if you're on the jokes page, there's a link to a chatroom which never has anyone in it, and a message board that hasn't been used since 2003. What a waste of a perfectly good URL.

          And that's duffell.com; a poorly designed website, which is apparently used for nothing at all. Kinda like duffell.org, but without the class.

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